Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

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