Persian Sunglasses

The act of waiting until someone has fallen asleep (usu. through intoxication) then proceeding to position oneself over the sleeping party in such a way as to drop your scrotum onto their closed eyelids.

Pete: Hey mate did you hear about Conor?

James: No, what happened him now?

Pete: He fell asleep at that house party and got a pair of Persian Sunglasses!

James: spastic

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