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Phrase used by college students when they decide to skip all their classes for a day.
"I'm not going to any classes today, I'm taking a personal day."
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On November 28th a furry can beat up anyone who beat them up on November 27th, and they can not fight back
On Beat a person day we may be screwed
January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.
Say whatever you want on January 26 because it’s National Good Person Day
The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14
Happy national favorite person day!
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On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.
Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes
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On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.
"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"
"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"
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National Tall Person Day.
November 14th
Do you always complain about being short? At least you don't have to worry about hitting your head on branches. On this day, make your tall friend bring their head down and give them a nice pat on the head, they deserve it. Might as well hand them 5$ for their troubles
Hey tall guy, how's the weather up there? Oh, it's National Tall Person Day? My bad, sorry dude.
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