Potato eaten by a hillbilly that has been run over by a purple bus on some country highway.
Hillbilly 1 - Oh my diddly dong dang I be eaten the best pertahterh yesterday and it so scumptious I be like, woah.
Hillbilly 2 - Mmmm, Mmmmm, dat sound gerhd
Hillbilly 1 - Yes it do