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The day of December 3rd, when all upper-classmen (high school & college) adopt a Freshman, as if they were a pet at the homeless shelter, and pet them, like a pet bunny, but more domesticated.
John: hey man, you gonna attend Pet a Freshman Day?
Mark: yea man, I even bought a nice little cage with a water bottle in it.
John: that's sick dawg.
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Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.
Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???
Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!
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