Pete Buttigieg

When your wall street donors are on speaker phone telling you which position to fuck your husband

Me: "You wanna Pete Buttigieg tonight?"
Myboyfriend: " Yea let me call Jamie Dimon real quick."

Jamie Dimon : "Yea now fuck em while he's self sucking"

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Pete Buttigieg

Pete Buttigieg is the most intellectual, least corrupted (Congress has many snakes), and greatest ally to all Americans from every ethnicity of all of the Democratic candidates of 2020. His expansive reach to communities such as veterans, LGBTQ, people of all colors, and understanding of the American Dreams of citizens and immigrants proves he is the man fit to lead this 2020 Precidential Election!

US Citizen: "Have you heard the amazing speeches veteran Mayor Pete Buttigieg has given lately?"
Bilingual Immigrant: "How do you say his name again?" - "Su nombre otra vez?"
US Citizen: "It's Boot-edge-Edge!"
Bilingual Immigrant: "Bien!"

People Chanting: "Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Boot-edge-edge, Buttigieg!"

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Pete Buttigieg

A.K.A. Mayor Pete; Pete Buttigieg should be the 46th president of the United States. He is a milenial, Road Scholar, war veteran, and bonifide daddy.

Charlie: Terrell, who are you voting for in 2020?

Terrell: Well, Pete Buttigieg of course! He’s the total package, and I’m confident that he’d make a great president.

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