Peter Pan Pirate

A Peter Pan Pirate is a person who has given up the luxuries of modern life and turned in their adulthood for a never-ending childhood. Their job is to steal from the rich and give to the poor, but always keep a bit of bootie for themselves. They run around naked and sit in a circle and play duck-duck-goose. even though they could have steel ships and guns, they stick to wooden ships and swords. Peter Pan Pirates (aka the P.P.Ps) are rarely seen today, but they still exists, somewhere.

"Mom who is that guy in a funny costume?" asks the little boy.
"SHH! That's a Peter Pan Pirate. Stay away from him." says the mom as the Peter Pan Pirate buys his fruit and heads towards his glorious wooden vessel.

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