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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.

James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.

by monkeyd3128 January 31, 2012

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

by DarkElite777 December 4, 2007

58πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 19, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009

9πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.

Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"

Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."

by Da Halkian December 13, 2024