Petey Bow-Wow

A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.

Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.

My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.

The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.