Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis
That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.
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1)A cool guy, who always helps his fellow ballers.
2) A guy who is seriouly addicted to paintball
3) A guy who is completely random,and does stuff at random
4) see pappas
That kid over there is a petis, always talking about his timmy
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A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.
Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. Thatβs a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldnβt mess with Petis
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to frighten someone to the point of defication by way of girth and/or vocal ability
"the kid was bunkered, apparently he petised himself"
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Although originating from a boys name, Petie is infact an affectionate name given to girls.
Peties are the brightest and happiest of people. These bubbly characters are a lot of fun to be around and the greatest people to have as friends. Loving and caring, a Petie will try and be there for you no mater what. You'll be lucky if you ever meet one as she'll always brighten your day <3
Person one: "isnt petie just the best?"
Person two: "yes she absolutely is! love that girl!"
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A close-up picture of your pet. A petie is a selfie but of your pet.
Oh my gawd, did you see Marisa's petie on instgram today? It's sooooo cute.
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