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Petrucci is the name of the guitarist of Dream Theatre, one of the fastest guitar players today. His solo tracks, whit or without the group, kick ass!
Petrucci has made one of the fastest solo on concert! Realy good shit!
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(adj):vapid
(v):to take something and lie about it
I can't believe she petruccied that bottle.
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See God.
Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.
Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.
John Petrucci > You
John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)
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other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."
Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.
he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...
wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)
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Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.
John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.
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1. The living machine behind the madness that is guitar in the progressive metal band known as Dream Theater.
Anyone relevant to this man, whether they have seen him perform or know him personally, is probably either dead or severely to mortally wounded from the sonic warfare he omits when in "world domination mode". Petrucci's balls are assumed to be so large that they exert their own gravitational force roughly equivalent to that of Saturn.
John Petrucci on Youtube. Search "psycho petrucci secret tape" and see for yourself.
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One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.
John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.
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