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Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!
Preston: Damn weirdo.
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Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection
"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."
"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."
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A phrase typically during road rage--especially when being glared at by snotty female passengers. This phrase can be used in conjunction with hand signals, but is more typically exercised as a way to blow off steam at those road neighbors who just seem to have an issue with the fact that they are sharing the interstate with other individuals instead of owning their own highways.
You nasty woman why don't you just "Pet your dog!" and not glare at me for no reason!
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A dismissive phrase.
Response to a person saying, "I don't like your haircut!" is "Go pet the dog"
Response to a women saying to a man, "You never listen to me!" is "Go pet the dog"
Response to a man saying "What did you say?" is "Go pet the dog"
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Specifically when a male masturbates or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. Used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. The reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: They're parents are in the room, you're in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.
"Hey,"
"Hey!"
"Am I on speaker?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know I'm petting my dog.."
"Oh..."
*Takes off speaker*
To be used interchangeably with the phrase: "rub your nipple." The word 'pet' may also be subbed out for something fitting with the circumstance, such as the words 'squeeze' 'smack' or 'flip.'
"I'm gonna pet your dog nose"
Translation: I'm going to rub your nipple
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A creature that your baby grandmother would purchase.
My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!