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petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 25, 2003

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Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee August 25, 2005

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Pet the cat

When somebody gets very angry, this response is used to soothe them. It is generally a new term and has yet to spread to the masses.

Arnold: DAMN IT, I HATE YOU!
David: Hey man, go pet the cat. Just pet the cat.
Arnold: Ok man.

by bignigsmokingacig June 12, 2009

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pet the cat

1. To finger a woman.
2. To provide sexual gratification to a woman.

"You know I want to pet the cat"
ie: "You know I want to get my hand in your pants".

by darck_cide January 27, 2007

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pet the cat

When a woman masturbates

He's so hot, every time I see him I run into the bathroom and pet the cat.

by nappy pappy May 3, 2008

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Petting the Cat

Masturbating

Trey didn't get any last night so I caught him Petting the Cat in the bathroom.

by PolaJack May 2, 2011

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Pet the cat with a fork

When one goes to do something cool.

"Wanna go pet the cat with a fork?"

"Let's go cat forkin'."

by Strange Sounds August 4, 2009

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