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Petting the Kitty

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, therepat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.

Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.

by dreamcatcherr9 October 24, 2013

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Pet The Kitty

A form of self-stimulation for females (Masturbation) or when another person stimulates the female (Fingering )

I can't believe my daughter pets the kitty
Petting the kitty is fingering yourself
Pet The Kitty

I caught Jenny petting the kitty

by MilkHunter January 30, 2015

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pet the kitty

to finger a girl

He likes to pet his girlfriend's kitty to get her off.

by mury December 2, 2003

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Pet The Kitty

A term used for masturbation.

Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.

by Xx Seaman xX September 22, 2007

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pet the kitty, piss off the kitty

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

by wiccanferret September 8, 2008

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Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021