Pewny Penis

The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.

....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"

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