Phallentine's Day

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

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