Pharah Main

That one autistic bastard on the enemy team that only stays in the air and “predicts” you every movement while firing missiles at your painfully sore asshole. Always hits you off the map with her fucking shit and somehow gets all the praise for stupid shit a 3 month platypus could do with its dick cut off. Once on the ground it is a horrific and tragic sight to find out that they are moving like a retarded ADHD 12 year old with asphergers trying to find the last tide pod to shove up his urethra.

Pharah main: 0wah shiyet I are isn flur ground. DOIIIII DOIIII DOIIII DOIIII

Ana main: When did I go wrong?

Mcree main: When you popped that fucking hung outta your pussy.

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pharah main

Someone so bad at Overwatch that they are forced to stay in the air in order to survive.

Person 1:Oh look a Pharah main
Person 2: SHOOT IT DOWN

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