a werid breed of chicken that can only be found in mosslund. Instead of clucking like a fucking loser they kill you and sacrifice your body to 5 year olds.
Person 1: Woah dude, are you sure we should be in this place?
Person 2: Calm down gleb, who could be here at midnight?
Person 1: Phicken, obviously! They're becoming an invasive species!
When there are additional layers to an inane story.
The flot phickens, more detail about Debbie and Gary's dramatic breakup at Disneyland.