Governor of New Jersey who is a complete and utter ignoramus. Closely allied with grandma killer Andrew Cuomo.
Me: “Man I fucking hate Phil Murphy, he doesn’t Texas hasn’t had a surge in rona cases and they’re sm bigger!”
Bro: “Ik mf better open up!”
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When you glue Googly eyes to your nuts, to make your junk look like a face.
When I put googly eyes on my nut sack my junk looked like Phil Murphy.
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