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Phil Murphy

Governor of New Jersey who is a complete and utter ignoramus. Closely allied with grandma killer Andrew Cuomo.

Me: “Man I fucking hate Phil Murphy, he doesn’t Texas hasn’t had a surge in rona cases and they’re sm bigger!”
Bro: “Ik mf better open up!”

by Captainbdog April 19, 2021

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Phil Murphy

When you glue Googly eyes to your nuts, to make your junk look like a face.

When I put googly eyes on my nut sack my junk looked like Phil Murphy.

by Phil Murphy November 14, 2021

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