Person 1: who created Minecraft
Person 2: Philza Minecraft
Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT
The creator of minecraft that played hardcore for 5 years and died to a baby zombie in gold armor.
WATCH OUT PHILLLLLLL(Philza Minecraft)
God, creator of Minecraft and all who follow it
he strides across the battlefeild so gracefully.
Dear Lord, must i express my love for the immaculate and globally revered Philza Minecraft, he strides across the battlefield in such an ethereal manner, the mere gaze upon such action is enough to astound me, oh philza, phil. what are your thoughts
Philza Minecraft is a dentist.
Philza Minecraft recommends Colgate
Philza Minecraft is a tory.
Philza Minecraft is the husband of Mumza
Philza Minecraft is so brave he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met
a minecraft user who is totally cool! so awesome!! :)
philza minecraft is my favorite minecraft ytuber!! <3
The father of millions of mentally ill crows who just decided that he was their dad now. He likes the Milo and the b i r t h.
1. Hey did u see Philza minecraft earlier?
2. No, but I saw mumza.
1. Oh that's good.
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1. Where.