phoebe dennis

A very basic girl who gets riled up real easy. She types furiously and has a taking to pasta and smoothies.

Guy 1: "Did you see those smoothies?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that Phoebe Dennis girl drank em all"

Phoebe Dennis

Phoebe Dennis is a noun attached to things that are hilarious and laughable. Phoebe Dennis drinks up to 10 litres of smoothies a day as well as being able to digest 20 tons of buenos chocolate. They are well known for weird phrases like:
“Chicken noodle soup”
“Butternut SqUasH”
“BATTTYY”
“ye”
“-mum”
“Pee away”
“Nah fam”
“Bazabazaba”
“Thas nice”
And aggressively screaming things or making strange noises.

Also if you show anything from their past to a Phoebe Dennis they will have INTENSE nostalgia that takes over and they will immediately go into a state of shook-ness and scream and vibrate vigorously. They are also easily scared or frightened and tend to look afraid but don’t pick a fight with any Phoebe Dennis they will attack you and you will feel their wrath (Yet are still easily beaten).

However they make great friends even if they leash you and keep you as their pet (they are also bad with animals)

Guy 1: “Hey I saw you’re dating a Phoebe Dennis?”
Guy 2: “Ye but she keeps me on a leash and force feeds me buenos while yelling ‘Son of a Mum”
Guy 1: “Oh, see ya”