Phoebe Fever

Having Phoebe fever refers to the overwhelming and sickeningly intense attraction many feel to Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe fever has been defined as an obsession, an addiction, and common disorder amongst angsty and depressed teens.

OMG, I have Phoebe fever! Last Friday, I bought a prayer candle with Phoebe Bridgers’ face photoshopped onto Jesus. I need therapy.