Phosphophyllite

A naive gem from earth that has went through suffering for thousands of years; losing different parts of their bodies during these times. First their legs and arms, then their head and then their eye(Phos -> Emo Phos -> Laphos -> Laphos short haired moon edition -> Crazy maniac Laphos -> Onion). In the end this poor baby turned into a shell of themselves that looks like sour cream and onion rings for some reason. Finally suffering ended for our poor baby.

Person 1: Man I feel bad for phosphophyllite...

Person 2: Same, and if Haruko Ichikawa continues their manga delay then I'm gonna shoot her for sure

Person 1: I know right? Take me with you!

phosphophyllite

a greenish blue to bluish green mineral composed of hydrated zinc phosphate which smells like pussy and boogers.

Phosphophyllite is gorgeous, but it's too stank for jewelry.

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