Physical Friends

noun. A less sleezy-sounding version of friends with benefits.

(A.K.A. Physical Friendship)

1. "Are you and Carolyn dating?"

"No, we're just physical friends"

2. "So, you guys have sex but aren't emotionally involved?"

"Yeah. It's a physical friendship."

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physically challenged friend

1: An important-sounding friend whose name you drop to make yourself sound important by association. These sorts of friends, however, completely lack a physical form.

2: An imaginary friend for grown-ups.

Joe doesn't really hang with the biker crowd--Leatherclad Mitch is just his physically challenged friend.

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physic friend fredbear

Just a friendly stalker who is also a FREDBEAR PLUSH?!

Physic Friend Fredbear: "Tomorrow is another day."