A girl that's being used for their popularity and good looks then dumped after the guy finishes using her
her: why are you dumping me? WHYYY!
him: babes you where just a picker upper nothing else
her: oh wow!!!
10π 4π
a girl that you can pick up and fuck, really hard
- "dude, did you see the tits on that girl?"
- "yeah dude, shes a picker upper"
14π 25π
a thicker picker upper is a person who only picks up on and dates thick women
did i tell you i was asked what kinda lady i liked i said a thick one of course as im a thicker picker upper
8π 4π
Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...
Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.
Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)
21π 1π
PPU (Penny Picker Upper) why are you so cheap? Picking up Pennies?
7π 8π
A technical term for a mechanical device that picks up trash for free beer.
Person 1: βI even have a trash picker upper for the garbage around the lake!β
Person 2: βIs trash picker upper a technical term?β
Person 1: *creates urban dictionary definition to provide knowledge upon the world*
Something thatβs is used with a broom
Can you get me the broom and the picker upper