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There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
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When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.
I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”
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when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.
pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long
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instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.
Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!
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1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.
2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.
3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.
1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.
2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.
3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.
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when the special ed kid puts his dick in a mason jar filled with pickle juice and makes optimus prime noises
fuck its another wario pickled penis lockdown smh
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A man called Stephen who never washes his penis
That bloke never washes. Bet he ha a penis pickle