A girl playing hard-to-get on a night out or over meeting up with a boy. Taken from the term "to pie" someone. (rejection)
Tony - What happened when you asked that girl if you could buy her a drink?
Andy - She said no! The Pie Merchant!
A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.
See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!
Shut your face pie merchant!
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