Pierre Gringoire

The drama queen of Notre-Dame de Paris, also known as 'the Prince of Paris Streets'.
Knows the origin of the name 'Phoebus' and can easily recall from latin whatever you ask, but has no idea, how to communicate with women and live this life in general.

Just too innocent for this whole cruel world.

Pierre Gringoire:

Oh, with what pleasure I would drown if the water were not so cold!

- V. Hugo, 'Notre-Dame de Paris'.