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A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
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The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.
Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."
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This is a fortnite term. When you are so pro at the game you don’t say I’m healing or their healing anymore, you say their peefing or I’m peefing.
The act of blowing air out of a penis. Similar to the female queef.
Do you smell that peef?; yeah! the guy has been peefing all day!!
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The act of farting through one's penis.
Sara squealed with delight at the sound of Keenan's peef.
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A mystery to man since the early 1800's, peefs have forever changed the world of gases. Peefing is a voluntary release of gas from the male's penis. The act of "peefing" has also been known to often "shoot out" in somewhat of a machine-gun like fashion. Some scientists have compared "peefing" to the more well-known, but less awesome women's "queef". Many men have also been capturing their own peefs in a "peef box" for generations. This box stores the peef gas for later use. These boxes, not so much anymore, back in the day were passed down from father to son. Peefs are also very convenient in a dutch oven-like situation.
Matt: Yo, what the fuck's that smell?
Mike: Oh, my bad dude, I just peefed.
John: Dude where's your peef box?
Mike: It's filled man, I peef like it's my job.
Matt & John: Nice.
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the excretion of air from the penis.
I thought that I was gonna cum but it was a false alarm, it was only a peef.
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