Pig Aids

The Swine Flu.

Pig aids is found typically in people who have been in contact with pigs, although there have been cases of person-to-person transmission.

Symptoms include: fever, disorientation, stiffness of the joints, vomiting, and loss of conciousness ending in death.

Bob: Man, I don't feel to good. I think I caught the Swine Flu.

John: Nah bro, you got them pig aids. You're gonna die.

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aids pig

Acronym: "Anti Intellectual Demagogue Spewing Pseudo-Intellectual Gibberish." Usually used in the context of an internet argument. Trying to use large words to appear smarter than one actually is.

Friend: "Anita kept using the phrase 'Intersectional tolerance' to justify authoritarian views"

Me: "What an Aids Pig"

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Peppa pig has aids

Peppa, a popular children’s cartoon character is diagnosed with the deadly disease known as aids . After failing to reach the targeted goal with her gofundme page, peppa fought her disease with substance abuse which led her to have a cocaine addiction which later would contribute to her severe ptsd in which she snorts uncontrollably.

Greg : yoo peppa was the shit back then

Lawrence: nahh man peppa pig has aids , her body was big but her limbs were skinny, that’s aids dude

Greg: my childhood will never be the same again , thank you for telling me

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