Pigeon Chest

Where your chest sticks out all flat and gross like.

Tommy: "Hey why's Emily pushing her chest out like that?"

Billy: "Dude, she's not. She's got that nasty pigeon chest shit going on."

Tommy: "OHH. AH SICK!"

Emily: "Caaaaaaaaaaanada!"

Billy: "Ah, disgusting, I didn't know people like that could talk."

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pigeon chested ones

The pigeon chested ones were the first people ever to be discovered as being immune to the powers of the brainwashing powers of the curlew. With such an immunity the pigeon chested ones are a capable threat to the power of the curlew. Therefore meaning anybody of the pigeon chested status is in serious danger of being attacked by these creatures from outer space.

A pigeon chested one can be recognised by an indent in their chest. It is rumoured that this only occurs in males but recently discovered information has shown it is also possible in females as well.

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pigeon chest slammer

when you have your boyfriend bent over in front of you take a run up and dive pigeon chest first into their asshole and start chirping like a pigeon while flapping your arms

Dean: I heard Ryan pulled a pigeon chest slammer on his boyfriend last night...
Jake: I actually heard the same thing, from Blake?
Blake: Yeah, I told Jake because Ryan was actually cheating on him!
Max: Yeah that's kinda sus g.
Jaxson: What?? Ryan has a boyfriend?!?!
Dean: Yeah, it's because he has never had a girlfriend.

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