Piggy-Piggy-Cow

An obese woman that walks around a bar, you can feel the thunder of her step on the ground as she walks. She is to be captured on video due to its rarity. If you say piggy-piggy-cow while it’s on video it will be forced to lose weight

Reagan-“Pull out your phone it’s a Piggy-Piggy-Cow”
JP-(takes phone out)

Everyone at the bar-“PIGGY-PIGGY-COW, that fat fucking Cunt Get out of here!!”
result~Piggy-Piggy-Cow looses weight