Pilgrim High School

A high school in Warwick Rhode Island known for producing the state's burger flippers and WWD's (waistoids with diplomas). The principal is Dennis Mullin, who at the pep rallies believes that the school is spelled "P-I-L-G-R-I"

After every rainstorm at least one classroom becomes a designated swimming pool.

Most students are either too dumb or too poor to get drugs so many snort salt and smoke oregano.

Student apathy is a must, and those without it transfer to a private school, such as LaSalle or "Mendricken"

The sports teams all are awful except for the girls soccer team for some strange reason. So in closing, don't screw with the girls there because they all obviously know how to kick hard.

Random Person: "What School do you go to?"
PHS Student: "Pilgrim High School"
Random Person: "I'm so sorry.."

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Pilgrim high school

A school in Warwick Rhode Island where the kids whole do graduate don’t end up going to college or leaving Warwick and mostly likely end up working on a boat and the class of 2023 is probably the most annoying girls you’ll ever meet but the rest of the school knows how to have some fun and smoke some weed then they got prick head freshman with beards who don’t care about anything other then that #1 school in Rhode Island

“What school you go to”
“Pilgrim high school”
“Lucky”