Pillow Meat

When you wake up with food next to you ... most likely that you do not recall purchasing while drunk the night before.

I once woke up with a full schwarma still in the foil in my hand. Scoffed it without thinking. Good Pillow Meat.

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meat pillows

Breasts, tits, jugs, etc....

She's got a sweet set of meat pillows.

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meat pillows

another word for testicles.

My sausage is resting comfortably on its meat pillows.

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