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to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows
yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual
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when you can't stop humping your pillow to the point where you're attracted to it and name it and give it clothes
omg jesse i couldn't stop humping my pillow last night it's so attractive i'm actually pillowsexual
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A person who has strong romantic feelings to any form of pillow (e.g. body pillow or normal pillow).
Person 1: "Hey bro can I come over to you r place later?"
Person 2: "Sure let me clean up my room there are a lot of pillows in here."
Person 1: "Bro are you Pillowsexual?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro."
Person 1: "I accept you bro."
Person 2: "Thanks bro."
Apparently you want to fuck a pillow and thats all.
Look at Peter! he really be humpin' the pillow.
He is Pillowsexual. Duhhh
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Pillowsexual;Your attracted to pillows.
cc:What’s your sexuality?
cc: Oh I’m pillowsexual
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Pillowsexuality is the sexual attraction from a human towards a pillow. Pillowsexuals are often virgins and are between the age of 16-43 but in rare cases can be aged from late 60's to early 80's. When a pillowsexual engages in sexual interactivity with a pillow, they tend to slit a hole in the outer material, leaving just enough space for the man, or woman in some cases, to replicate the female genetalia. If a person believes they are a pillowsexual, 9/10 times they will keep it a secret although in the odd time they don't, it is most likely they will tell a psychiatrist if help is needed or maybe just a few friends for a laugh.
Person 1:"Hey that guy's kinda cute".
Person 2:"Are you kidding? I heard he was a pillowsexual".
Person 1: *Spews all over the floor contemplating how they could possibly have been remotely interested in such a sick weirdo*.
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