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A pillow that you can turn into a pet! Sooo cute!!(;
Panda bear pillow pet
Turtle pillow pet
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A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex
"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."
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A plushy pillow animal that likes to make love to your good dreams and destroy your nightmares.
It's a pillow! It's a pet! ITS A PILLOW PET!
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A device only used for children storing their weed until they grow up and smoke crack like an adult
Oh shit moms almost home, we gotta hide the grass in my pillow pet!
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A euphemism for sex among preteens.
Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!
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A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations
I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over
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Pillows that can be unfolded into stuffed animals. Possibly the dumbest fucking thing you could ever buy a kid.
Santa gave my 7 year old cousin 2 pillow pets for Christmas. He presumed to sit in a corner and cry for 6 hours.
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