Pineapple Slicer

where a monkey slices his shit into pineapples and shoves it into a Muslim's anus and violently rams his arm, with said pineapples, in a repeating motion until flowers grow in the Sahara Desert.

Joel: "Faggot, I'll kill you."

Chris: "Hey, slut, watch that mouth or I'll give you a pineapple slicer."

Joel: "But I'm not a Muslim."

Chris: "You will be.'

Joel: "What is this...I don't even..."

Chris: "AND NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY..."

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