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1. A cosmopolitan, or a Vodka Martini made with cranberry juice.
2. A pussy juice cocktail, made with Vodka and coochberry juice.
I would like to give you a pink martini.
someone who is adorable, sophisticated, and still spunky and girly
~derived from heather's nickname
heather is my pink martini
Beka, Heather, and Jasmine... the three martini's! heather of course is the pink martini
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When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now