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a dirty and cheap hooker that is only called upon in the drunkest and sorriest mindset
Dude my friend Pat was so fucked up on bars last night he fucked a pink sheet from backpages.com
When you grab your scrotom, and stretch it over someone's forehead.
Boy:Bitch! I'mma give you a pink sheet!
Girl:Okay, just don't get anything in my hair.
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The pink sheets are the most comfortable and sexy sheets in the world. You can find pink sheets everywhere, but the best ones are often found in beds belonging to norwegians. It's the best place to have sex and also the best place to sleep. They're effect works best on thugs. GO PINK SHEETS!!
yea dawg, i focked her in ma pink sheets last night
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When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.