Pipe Fuck

When you stick your dick into a pipe filled with water but gets stuck that way. Very painful and harmful to your sperm count although feels wonderful, especially when the swishing of water occurs.

Tony: Hey Rob what's in your pants?

Rob: Screw you man, I had a nice pipe fuck yesterday!

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Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

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pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

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fuck pipe

The most filthy word possible for female genitalia (ie cunt)

Jessifer: "Ive got a stupid name"
Mike: "Yeah, you fat fuck pipe!"

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iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

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Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

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