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pissant

little no-life weasely loser who amounts to nothing.

shut the fuck up and step aside you little pissant

by Pimpchizz February 24, 2003

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pissant

A pissant is described by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel, Cat's Cradle, as follows:
"A pissant is somebody who thinks he's so damn smart, he can never keep his mouth shut. No matter what anybody says, he's got to argue with it. You say why you like something, and, by God, he'll tell you why you're wrong to like it. A pissant does his best to make you feel like a boob all the time. No matter what you say, he knows better."

That fucking pissant won't shut the fuck up!

by God Damn Sneaky Panda December 8, 2009

365๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissant

1. An insignificant or mediocre person.

2. A tiny black ant, sometimes called a 'sugar ant.' It is called this because this type of ant is a favorite target in urinals.

Monty Python wrote the Philosopher's Song in which they declared that 'Immanuel Kant was an old pissant.' I agree.

by Duckbutt November 10, 2006

316๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissant

A person who existentially resembles a speck of dry shit hanging from an ass hair of a gorilla. esp. when said person realizes this fact and sharply hones it's "skill" (i.e. propensity) in the execution of self-serving, smarmy, meaningless, petty vendettas for short term gain, which all results in a net tally of gains which equals to zero. Not even gaining an ego boost, when you consider that their devolved impersonation of an ego is not of enough value to apply. Their biggest asset, if not their only one, tends to be their "skill" (i.e. propensity) to cheat. They are metaphorically refered to as ants due to their common abundance, and refered to as being urinated on ("piss-") due to their general insignificance and lack of impact.

"Hmm, seems some lamer lamed some abandoned game server with some ancient cheat programs"
"Eh. What do you expect from these script-kiddie pissants?"

"Some pissant flooded the forum"
"Did you say something?"
"Huh? Oh anyways, what was I talking about?
"About the size of movie theatres"
"Oh right, the position of ..."

by Toll Toll July 3, 2005

392๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissant

n. A no one; someone who has the same social statis as an ant

those scene kids are just a bunch of pissants

by nimblefoot December 2, 2005

30๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissant

Def: 1. n. an unskilled worker at an etry level position.
2. adj. describing unskilled, despicable labor. orig. from the idea of being in an ant colony

Man, working the grill and McDonald's is such pissant work.

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

31๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


pissant

a street punk band from va

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

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