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A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
I had a wicked piss boner this morning.
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When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.
I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.
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An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.
Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?
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When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.
Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."
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When a nigga get a boner from needing to take a leak, or needs to take a piss while watching explicit boner inducing content. When wanked, piss will often come out slowly, and after cumming, a male may spend up to 20 minutes slowly letting out small amounts of piss.
*Wakes up with a piss boner*
Person 1: Damn, I need a piss, better go take it before I do my morning porn fap
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A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or rubbing around your junk would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning urinations usually include urine flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is penis boogers (eye boogers, but in your man hole).
I had a wicked piss boner this morning.
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An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.
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