Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.

Made of pure, fresh and natural piss.
100% sugar-free

{Ethan:} Hey man, wanna try some of blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Ethan no-
{Blethan:} *shoves it into alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit... this is actually AMAZING!

Pissing In Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.

Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it