Piss Missile

In sports, whether it be baseball/football/hockey what have you, when someone crushes a homer, launches a 60 yard touchdown pass or nets a goal from the blue line on a one timer. Anything that gets an absolute fucking SEND in sports.

“Billy is fighting a 1-2 count right now, the pitcher delivers, AND BILLY HITS AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE TO CENTER FIELD THAT BABY IS LONG GONE!!!!!”

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Piss Missile

Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.

Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball

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Piss Missile

When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.

“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”

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Piss Missile

An object that is launched at an extremely high speed and/or hits someone in the balls so hard that they piss everywhere

That was a piss missile

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Piss missile

A stupidly fast motorcycle

Watch out for that piss missile lane-splitting down the highway. He's gotta be doing over 140

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piss missile

Pissing while sporting a raging hard on. This is usually a very messy situation.

Bongo: " Yo - Jimmy boy... where you goin' with the bucket?"

Jimmy: " Dude - I woke up with this morning with serious wood and I accidentally set off a piss missile in the bathroom. You might want to stand clear for a while cos' the batter is still at the plate."

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Pennsylvania piss missile

When you urinate a kidney stone directly into your lover anus during the act of a piss Emema.

Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.

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