"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"
or
"piss on tits poon!"
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Often used in the popular college drinking game "beer pong," but not limited to this context, an expression used to convey sever disappointment that something didn't go your way.
"awwwwwww...... PISS AND TITS!!!!!!! That was in!!!!!!" or
"aw, piss and tits, I missed the Pick Six by one number." or
"I'm gonna miss this traffic light and I'm already a few minutes late... Piss and Tits!"
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Can be used to mean anything you want e.g. anger, surprise, frustration
Can be used referring to oneself or others
Variations include:
pissing my tits,
pissing my titties,
Dude we can't go in my older brothers room or he's really gonna piss his titties!
I'm really pissing my tits over this essay.
(Guy 1 jumps out and scares guy 2) Guy 2: Holy crap! I just pissed my titties big-time!
Hey, shut up or I'm going to piss my tits!
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A pregnant woman's breasts that secrete milk for non-consumption.
Jen's piss tits drip all over the bed when I grab them.
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A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".
Except with a lot more awesome.
Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.
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Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"
Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"
Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"
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The infamous seven words that you can't say on television, according to George Carlin. This list, of course, is now outdated, as at least two of them are commonly heard everyday on almost every channel.
What are the seven words you can't say on television? Goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits!!!!
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