piss puck

A frozen sheet of pee made by peeing in a pan and freezing it. Used for pranks.

The neighbor's kept waking me up at night, so I made a piss puck and slid it under their door. They never could figure out who peed by the door.

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Piss Puck

(PISS•puc)n.
A urine cake. a compacted disc of antimicrobial detergent placed in a urinal for deodorising and disinfecting.

I was taking a whizz at the game last night and when my stream hit the piss puck, it spewed back blue juice all over my khakis. It looked like i banged smurfette.

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