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When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.
Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?
Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.
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Any match in "professional wrestling" involving women where one can run for "a quick leak/drain the snake/squirt the vag" whilst the "soy boys/SJWs and mentally retarded & desperate male virgins" rapturously clap and chant 'this is awesome' in 'House (at a live event) and at home to substandard fake fighting in the likes of the WWE which contains more than 1 female "wrestler (fake fighter) versus another of said gender"
Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Who is up next in the gorilla position Kev?
Kevin Dunn WWE: Its Charlotte versus Bayley in a Women's title no DQ match
Vincent Kennedy McMahon: Thank god it's a piss-break match.
At least I can get a break from my whiney daughter pushing these perpetual PMT vaginal actors. Tell Steph I'm off to push the women's revolution (crimp a loaf and take a giant piss).
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When you take a break specifically to urinate
Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)