Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights

"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"

3-Point Piss

when you’re taking a piss and you back up to the back wall in your bathroom.

Guy 1: wanna go out tonight?
Guy 2: can’t bro i’m grounded cuz i failed the 3-Point Piss

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Three Point Piss

A Three Point Piss happens when a guy is sitting down to take a dump and realizes he's gotta take a leak. Depending on the placement of his wang and the available space between the toilet seat and the toilet itself, sometimes a direct spray will split the uprights between the seat and the toilet- spraying piss all over your pants.

Dude, I gotta go home and change. There's too much space in between the toilet seat and the toilet and I three point pissed all over my khakis.

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