Piss and Polish

When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.

I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.

Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.

Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.