pissburgh

Come one , Come all to Pissburgh , Pennsylvania ! Many people will call this place Pittsburgh and are very, very enthusiastic about the “h” on the the end of the word. The city has a mix of a black community, Jewish Community, and white trash community all in one.

Pissburgh is home to the Pirates, Steelers and Penguins or pens, as the fans call it. It is also home to many backed up sewers and old used port-a-potties. The back up has caused the city to smell like piss. Yinzers, local employees and visitors alike will agree Da Burgh smells like R. Kelly’s bedroom. Unlike most big cities there isn’t much to do or see, causing a piss poor experience... But hey, atleast it’s not Cincy.

Guy 1: Oh no, the sewer is backed up again and it smells like piss !!!
Guy 2: Oh well. Welcome to pissburgh.

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